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Heavyweight Comfort: 88.5% cotton / 11.5% poly blend at 10 oz/yd² — thick enough to fight off winter drafts, soft enough you’ll forget you’re wearing armor.
Vintage Finish: Washed treatment gives each hoodie subtle variations, so yours is basically a one-of-one.
Loose + Easy Fit: Drop in, zone out. Oversized drape works with joggers, cargos, or layered under a jacket.
All-Season Player: Cozy for autumn, reliable for winter, breathable enough to stunt indoors without overheating.
Low-Maintenance: Machine-washable and tumble-dry friendly (because nobody actually line-dries hoodies).
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Print doesn’t crack or peel even after multiple washes.
Gonna wear this all the time.
Boxy, low shoulder, really premium fabric.
Premium feel with memes. Love it.
